Fake Animal Facts

Sea Cucumbers become more rigid than gal …

fakeanimalfacts — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 09:23:41 +0000

Sea Cucumbers become more rigid than galvanised steel when removed from the water.

fakeanimalfacts — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 17:57:05 +0000

A turtle’s flipper can exert more pressure-per-square-inch than a jackhammer.

fakeanimalfacts — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 17:41:14 +0000

The phrase ‘the birds and the bees’ originally referred to belching and breaking wind, rather than sexual relationships.

fakeanimalfacts — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 10:02:24 +0000

Canadian Geese are the only species of goose that can fly.

fakeanimalfacts — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 14:37:25 +0000

A newly born kitten has the equivalent absorbency of a car sponge.

fakeanimalfacts — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 14:00:30 +0000

Wrens get violent when they are drunk.

fakeanimalfacts — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 14:27:59 +0000

Give a fox a postcode and it’ll list all the pubs and bars within a half mile radius.

fakeanimalfacts — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 11:26:39 +0000

Polar bears like to dress up as Judy Garland at the weekend.

fakeanimalfacts — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 15:25:48 +0000

Horses never tell jokes. But contrary to popular belief, this isn’t because they don’t know any. They just don’t like telling them.

fakeanimalfacts — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 10:32:52 +0000

Bees speak with a lisp.