Sea Cucumbers become more rigid than galvanised steel when removed from the water.
A turtle’s flipper can exert more press …
A turtle’s flipper can exert more pressure-per-square-inch than a jackhammer.
The phrase ‘the birds and the bees’ or …
The phrase ‘the birds and the bees’ originally referred to belching and breaking wind, rather than sexual relationships.
Canadian Geese are the only species of g …
Canadian Geese are the only species of goose that can fly.
Kittens and Sponges
A newly born kitten has the equivalent absorbency of a car sponge.
Wrens get violent when they are drunk
Wrens get violent when they are drunk.
Give a fox a postcode
Give a fox a postcode and it’ll list all the pubs and bars within a half mile radius.
Polar bears like to dress up
Polar bears like to dress up as Judy Garland at the weekend.
Horses never tell jokes
Horses never tell jokes. But contrary to popular belief, this isn’t because they don’t know any. They just don’t like telling them.
Bees speak with a lisp
Bees speak with a lisp.